- Apple sues the shit out of HTC for alleged patent violations.
- Journalists and developers cry foul.
- Wall Street loves to see a company whip its dick out.
- Don’t be an idiot: work on things you care deeply about.
- Establish arbitrary core values, and stick to them.
- Find a niche where you can you kick ass and dominate.
- Exposition: Arrogant trains struggle to please their fat slave master.
- Climax: A grumpy dominant train calls a vulnerable train a little bitch.
- Resolution: “Grumpy” gets into hot water and “little bitch” saves his ass.
- Darwin was a genius. No, seriously.
- The existence of gods is provably unlikely.
- So you’re a fool if you waste your life believing in them.
